Anatomicals Anatomicals' Lips and Eyes - Alas, nothing for thighs
soft, kissable lips and ‘come to bed’ eyes, rather than dry, ‘i’d prefer to pucker up to sandpaper’ lips and ‘go to bed you look wipes out’ eyes can now be yours all thanks to the contents of this pack. as for those thighs, we really have nothing to offer you, apart from that is from this fabulous tip. take one small clove of crushed garlic, then mix it with 2 tablespoons of sherry vinegar, a teaspoon of extra virgin olive oil and a pinch of English mustard powder. cover the chicken thighs and marinade for two hours. can also work just as well for breasts.
Anatomicals - Lips and Eyes - Alas, nothing for thighs
Containing No Old Bags Allowed Eye Gel 15ml and Stop Cracking Up Lip Balm 15ml you can say goodbye to 'I'd prefer to pucker up to sandpaper' lips and 'go to bed, you look wiped out' eyes.
"Look, you are probably a very intelligent person. Always a
grade A student. Always top of the class. Always first with the
answers. God! How we hated you. For all we know you can currently speak
ten languages, fluently, including Tibetan (handy), and you can name
the leaders of every country in the world.
But frankly, we don't
care. We don't give a jot whether your IQ is 15 or 150, because we only
want you for your body. Not that we wish to buy your body parts, truth
is, we'd rather purchase a clapped out Ford. At Anatomicals we manufacture the planet's funkiest toiletries and so far people seem to like them.
So
exactly like oxygen, water, gravity and chocolate fudge cake, you'll
soon wonder how on earth you ever managed to survive without us!"
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