Anatomicals Anatomicals Conditioner - see the head master now!
This Anatomicals avocado and sweet almond oil conditioner will transform locks, leaving hair looking shiny and healthy.
Founded by two bored brothers Paul and Gary, Anatomicals is certainly one of the 21st century’s funkiest range of toiletries. The word ‘anatomical’ refers to the detailed study of the bodily structure. The products are all designed to help you make the most of your time on this planet and help you recover from it without costing you a fortune. Key products include: Another Bloody Shower Gel, Stop Cracking Up Lip Balm, Snog me Senseless Breath Spray and No Old Bags Allowed Eye Gel.
"Look, you are probably a very intelligent person. Always a
grade A student. Always top of the class. Always first with the
answers. God! How we hated you. For all we know you can currently speak
ten languages, fluently, including Tibetan (handy), and you can name
the leaders of every country in the world.
But frankly, we don't
care. We don't give a jot whether your IQ is 15 or 150, because we only
want you for your body. Not that we wish to buy your body parts, truth
is, we'd rather purchase a clapped out Ford. At Anatomicals we manufacture the planet's funkiest toiletries and so far people seem to like them.
So
exactly like oxygen, water, gravity and chocolate fudge cake, you'll
soon wonder how on earth you ever managed to survive without us!"
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