Anatomicals Anatomicals - The bender mender - Herbal Hangover Relief!
- Six sachets of hangover cure, from quirky beauty brand Anatomicals
- Designer hang-over assistance from Anatomical
- Formulated to relieve that morning-after feeling
- Packed with vitamins and natural lemon flavouring
Well, when you've had 1 over the 8, 2 over the 16, or in your case, 4 over the 32, you need the Anatomicals' 'bender mender'. it has been Invented by a widely regarded russian doctor, already known in her homeland for perfecting a similar formula for the russian navy. a group renowned for sinking a lot more than a few ships. the active ingredients will soon stop your head pounding, end your nausea and settle your stomach. clear headed you can then think 'never again'. well, if not until tomorrow, at least until lunch.
"Look, you are probably a very intelligent person. Always a
grade A student. Always top of the class. Always first with the
answers. God! How we hated you. For all we know you can currently speak
ten languages, fluently, including Tibetan (handy), and you can name
the leaders of every country in the world.
But frankly, we don't
care. We don't give a jot whether your IQ is 15 or 150, because we only
want you for your body. Not that we wish to buy your body parts, truth
is, we'd rather purchase a clapped out Ford. At Anatomicals we manufacture the planet's funkiest toiletries and so far people seem to like them.
So
exactly like oxygen, water, gravity and chocolate fudge cake, you'll
soon wonder how on earth you ever managed to survive without us!"
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