Anatomicals Anatomicals' Perfect Hands and Feet - The posher hands and feet treat
can’t sing, can’t act, can’t dance? in fact have no discernible talent for anything at all? hello! why aren’t you in the pages of star magazines every week? in a world where everybody strives to be a somebody, it’s definitely not ok to be a nobody. so the heat is on you to behave and look your best. (since best is actually a magazine for your mum, let us keep it as lower case, shall we.) and where your hands and feet are concerned, this pack can help you look every inch the global international milkmaid celebrity. don’t moan, it’s big on Bulgarian newsstands.
Anatomicals - Perfect Hands and Feet - The posher hands and feet treat 80ml
"Look, you are probably a very intelligent person. Always a
grade A student. Always top of the class. Always first with the
answers. God! How we hated you. For all we know you can currently speak
ten languages, fluently, including Tibetan (handy), and you can name
the leaders of every country in the world.
But frankly, we don't
care. We don't give a jot whether your IQ is 15 or 150, because we only
want you for your body. Not that we wish to buy your body parts, truth
is, we'd rather purchase a clapped out Ford. At Anatomicals we manufacture the planet's funkiest toiletries and so far people seem to like them.
So
exactly like oxygen, water, gravity and chocolate fudge cake, you'll
soon wonder how on earth you ever managed to survive without us!"
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