Anatomicals Anatomicals 'make it a double skin and tonic'
This bag isn’t served with ice and a slice of lemon and it isn’t served by a barman or barmaid whose smile and bonhomie is as false as the breasts of the woman sitting at the table by the door. Clearly visible from the picture, this bag contains a refreshing shower gel to leave you and your skin enlivened and a body moisturiser to then leave it soft and smooth to the touch. Of course, both tubes come with the same delicate grape, lime and basil fragrance which when you think about it, really is a much nicer fragrance than the original ‘essence of central city bar filled with 450 hot, sweaty thrusting bodies’ first recommended by our perfume house.
Anatomicals Make Mine A Double Skin And Tonic
"Look, you are probably a very intelligent person. Always a
grade A student. Always top of the class. Always first with the
answers. God! How we hated you. For all we know you can currently speak
ten languages, fluently, including Tibetan (handy), and you can name
the leaders of every country in the world.
But frankly, we don't
care. We don't give a jot whether your IQ is 15 or 150, because we only
want you for your body. Not that we wish to buy your body parts, truth
is, we'd rather purchase a clapped out Ford. At Anatomicals we manufacture the planet's funkiest toiletries and so far people seem to like them.
So
exactly like oxygen, water, gravity and chocolate fudge cake, you'll
soon wonder how on earth you ever managed to survive without us!"
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