Anatomicals Avoid getting zit faced - Anatomicals pineapple & papaya face scrub
What are the scariest 3 words in the English language?
'I'm leaving you'? 'you're under arrest'? 'It's your round'? or could they be 'It's a spot'?
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Yes, we've hit the nail on the (black/white) head.
Bad skin's terrifying at any time and we're not going to promise that using Anatomicals fabulous new cleanser will always keep your face blemish free.
But for around half the price of a screaming orgasm (stop pretending you don't know it's a cocktail), the wheat protein and pineapple and papaya extract will help give you more than a fighting chance of avoiding the dreaded zit, not to mention those other 3 dreaded words: 'I'm staying in'.
"Look, you are probably a very intelligent person. Always a
grade A student. Always top of the class. Always first with the
answers. God! How we hated you. For all we know you can currently speak
ten languages, fluently, including Tibetan (handy), and you can name
the leaders of every country in the world.
But frankly, we don't
care. We don't give a jot whether your IQ is 15 or 150, because we only
want you for your body. Not that we wish to buy your body parts, truth
is, we'd rather purchase a clapped out Ford. At Anatomicals we manufacture the planet's funkiest toiletries and so far people seem to like them.
So
exactly like oxygen, water, gravity and chocolate fudge cake, you'll
soon wonder how on earth you ever managed to survive without us!"
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